Last night I was informed by the fine folks over at UrbanSpoon that some ass hat named Terence tried to claim ownership of the Food vs. Face blog. Obviously, they're smart enough to check these things out when Dayton's #1 blogger is already attached to said food blog.

Nice try, Terence. I'm Godzilla to your Tokyo, son. I wouldn't make the mistake of trying to covet my precious blog again, unless you want things to get seriously Thunderdome up in these internets.